Free Cards
We're pretty low-tech here at Studio NDR, so I don't have one of those fancy e-card automated thingies all the kids are raving about these days. What can I say, I'm an artist, not a programmer. Feel free to link to these cards in order to "send" them to people, or download a hi-res version to print out and give in person. It's free to do so (at least, until such time as it kills my bandwidth limits), all I ask in exchange is that you not alter the card (in other words, please leave my web address and copyright information intact). These cards are under copyright, and permission to reproduce is granted for personal and non-commercial use only.
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards New Year's Cards Birthday Cards Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Sports Greeting Cards
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards "Happy Your Cynicism is Justified Day" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "As a demon who feasts on the bitter tears ..." Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Watch What Happens" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Sexual Frustration Crustacean" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "I love self-pity ..." Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Happy Wallowing in Misery Day" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "... But I've got a great personality!" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Would you stop being so damn happy?" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "... I don't despise you utterly." Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Nobody will ever love you..." Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "You have my heart!" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "There aren't plenty of other fish in the sea..." Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version "Crappy Valentine's Day!" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards New Year's Cards Birthday Cards Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Sports Greeting Cards
New Year's Cards New Year's 2007 Card Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards New Year's Cards Birthday Cards Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Sports Greeting Cards
Birthday Cards Fantasy-themed Birthday Card Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version Check out this monster's Moji Store
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards New Year's Cards Birthday Cards Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Sports Greeting Cards
Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Generic holiday card featuring Matzo and friends (Great for Hannukah, or for giving a Jewish-themed card to Christmas-celebrating friends) Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version
Anti-Valentine's Day Cards New Year's Cards Birthday Cards Matzo the Kosher Kat Cards Sports Greeting Cards
Sports Greeting Cards Baseball-related sympathy card: "Condolences on your recent trade acquisition" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version Baseball-related sympathy card: "There's always next season" Printable 300 dpi version Linkable web-res version

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